so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"
and i was like
"ill get my boyfriend to do it"
and thats how i came out to my mom
Why does your phone make that noise?
is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
I love the sound of applause but I don’t want to become addicted to it in order to feel whole. It’s the creative part of music-making that I could never live without.
"Genetically engineered to be superior."
there’s a pigeon sitting on my roof and he looks sad im pretty sure its because mcdonald’s ground up his family and friends and used them for Mighty Wings
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS