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oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

(Source: southwatertribe, via fake-mermaid)

annyskod:

Why does your phone make that noise?

(Source: annyskod, via johnhamish)

Posted 51 minutes ago (originally annyskod) + 6,010 notes

feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 

(Source: feat, via dulect)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally feat) + 207,953 notes

I love the sound of applause but I don’t want to become addicted to it in order to feel whole. It’s the creative part of music-making that I could never live without.

(Source: likepiecesintoplaces, via asnowilyfrosttail)

(via bonus)

Posted 4 hours ago (originally s-ink) + 41,873 notes

"Genetically engineered to be superior."

(Source: ladysherlock, via hobbitbilbo)

Posted 5 hours ago (originally diarylock) + 4,829 notes

brainfried:

there’s a pigeon sitting on my roof and he looks sad im pretty sure its because mcdonald’s ground up his family and friends and used them for Mighty Wings

(via pizza)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: xylemphone, via shadesofwrong)